In shops now, the toy that every child (or child-at-heart) should own! This is Issue #210.
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“I want to return this toy.”
“I see, Madam, what appears to be the problem?”
“I feel like I’m being watched all the time. It claims to be omniscient.”
“Very well, just fill out this form stating your discommunication and you’re all set.”
Ah, but if God is all-powerful, how can making a box bigger than God be beyond his power?
Hehe, if God-in-a-box is anything like God in Q&V, I doubt you’d be doing much controlling, but you’d certainly have a good time.. Maybe a genie-in-a-box would be more up your alley? You remember Gene, right?
May 17th, 2006 at 12:41 pm
No money back guarantee though…
May 17th, 2006 at 12:58 pm
God is for Life, not just for Christmas?
May 17th, 2006 at 1:07 pm
“I want to return this toy.”
“I see, Madam, what appears to be the problem?”
“I feel like I’m being watched all the time. It claims to be omniscient.”
“Very well, just fill out this form stating your discommunication and you’re all set.”
May 17th, 2006 at 1:08 pm
But, is there a box large enough to contain God? If God created the universe, how can there be a box bigger than God?
I definitely want one though….Crank the handle and demand things of your own personal little deity. You’re mine to control! MUWHAHAHAH
May 17th, 2006 at 3:19 pm
Ah, but if God is all-powerful, how can making a box bigger than God be beyond his power?
Hehe, if God-in-a-box is anything like God in Q&V, I doubt you’d be doing much controlling, but you’d certainly have a good time.. Maybe a genie-in-a-box would be more up your alley? You remember Gene, right?
May 17th, 2006 at 10:40 pm
Gene in a box…I’d sooner go for Christina in a box, and she’s a right skank! =P